Ladies and gentlemen! Roll up roll up! Get your tickets for world famous Lemon Air! Giant crappy planes that belch out huge plumes of polluting smoke whilst zipping along at less than half the speed of all other airlines! Relax and let our wonderful award loosing air hostesses trip you up and spit in your face whilst our untrained pilots tip the plane up and down and get lost! No food or drink, just a long lingering bitter taste of being right royally ripped off!
Any takers?
Any takers?
